Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

72	72 Vote	Once There Were Meth Heads in Ancient Egypt Too!
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
64	64 Vote	Elephant Cancer Resistance Linked to Kosher Chicken Alfredo
56	56 Vote	Could Trump Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
119	119 Vote	Pssst, Hey Kid, Want Some Butter?
109	109 Vote	Kanye West Says He Died in Police Pursuit
88	88 Vote	Ariana Grande Breaks Down in Flames. Again
98	98 Vote	How Music Helped Me Grow as a Bully
124	124 Vote	Drowning Is Totally Cool Stunt
39	39 Vote	11 Children Found in Niece's Backpack
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
51	51 Vote	California Bullet Train Project on Track to Hit American Targets
101	101 Vote	My Boyfriend Totally Looks Like a Wheel
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
84	84 Vote	The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend 1	1
126	126 Vote	Heart Surgeons Accused of Killing Family With Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata
9	9 Vote	Ants Are Violent Offenders
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Interested in My Pants
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
77	77 Vote	In Memory of Lobsters Who Died During Competition
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
64	64 Vote	Does Toothpaste Actually Get Rid of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
65	65 Vote	Apple Will Soon Be Worth $4,000
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
25	25 Vote	I Froze My Body in a Tutu
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
53	53 Vote	Kardashian-Approved Clear Shoes Are a Much Bigger Threat Than 3D-Printed Firearms
211	211 Vote	Do You Want to Breathe 2	2
83	83 Vote	My Fandoms Will Always Be Wholesome 1	1
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
101	101 Vote	The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest 1	1
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
79	79 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
195	195 Vote	U.S. Citizen Died by Suicide After His Death, Report Says

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