Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

131	131 Vote	Google Assistant Users Can Now Save Over £130 and Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled on Highway
34	34 Vote	Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
47	47 Vote	Man Coughs Up Part of Country on Wednesday
167	167 Vote	Silly Car! Get Out of Existence
9	9 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Too Real!
86	86 Vote	You're Going to Stop!
85	85 Vote	Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
26	26 Vote	Michelle Obama Dresses to Impress Your Dumb Friends at Parties
56	56 Vote	Trump Asks Kid if She Knows How to Globalize the Circular Economy
97	97 Vote	Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
184	184 Vote	Police Have Video of a Clown
40	40 Vote	People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
4	4 Vote	Narwhals Can Fly, Too Much
71	71 Vote	Priest Attacked by Nature
116	116 Vote	This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow 1	1
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
216	216 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
47	47 Vote	What Frieza Does During His Senate Run
123	123 Vote	Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"
149	149 Vote	Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation 1	1
229	229 Vote	Wizard Poop Is Tearing America Apart
349	349 Vote	I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself 1	1
134	134 Vote	2019 Is Gonna Look So Aweso...... Oh Nothing
126	126 Vote	The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
110	110 Vote	These Water Molecules Have Been Caught Shoplifting
105	105 Vote	Third-Grader Gives Birthday Money to Wall Street 1	1
96	96 Vote	Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
361	361 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
4	4 Vote	14 Walmart Memes in Honor of Tsar Nicholas II
309	309 Vote	Republican Calls for More Racial Hatred
143	143 Vote	Passengers Stranded on Train for Nearly 3,000 Years
334	334 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow
115	115 Vote	Man Shoots Himself in Ankle While Playing With Swords 3	3
112	112 Vote	Police Forcefully Yank One-Year-Old Baby From Its Beef Supply
70	70 Vote	Parliament Begins to Eat Every Carb Possible
132	132 Vote	Trump Unloads on James Mattis, Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
2	2 Vote	Winnie Harlow Defends America's Next Top Military Adviser
187	187 Vote	New Trump Ad Begs You to Stop Him :(
45	45 Vote	Man Drowns After Making Teen Cut Dreadlocks 1	1
97	97 Vote	George Bush Would Have Saved Anakin

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