Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
146	146 Vote	Is It Getting Warm Out? Cool Off With a Chainsaw
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
43	43 Vote	Cologne Guide: Where to Eat an Aborted Fetus
76	76 Vote	NC Man Accused of Having Long Hair
68	68 Vote	Trump Demands Dems Give Trump Authoritarian Powers
434	434 Vote	Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
89	89 Vote	Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
7	7 Vote	How to Shoot Up Preschool
113	113 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Cable Network
75	75 Vote	Why Do I Chair?
218	218 Vote	You're an Adult, Study Finds 1	1
9	9 Vote	10 Kids Kidnapped, Killed for Body Odor
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
64	64 Vote	Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
6	6 Vote	Give Me a Lot of Girls Who Cut Themselves Doing Porn
6	6 Vote	How to Flush Away Massive Turd He Did During a Twilight Fangirl Attack
98	98 Vote	Turns Out, Your Baby Can Tell if a Person Killed
42	42 Vote	👉 Kevin Spacey: Let Me Bite You!!!
79	79 Vote	Things I've Often Mistaken for My Friend
156	156 Vote	Brownies That Are Too Powerful
79	79 Vote	Burglary Suspect Fatally Shot by Dog, Says Friend
93	93 Vote	WATCH: Dem Lawmaker SNAPS, Tells Pelosi He Plans to Eat Some Salad! 1	1
21	21 Vote	What's Come Out About Shirley Temple Since She Died After Being Called "Sir"
68	68 Vote	Macaulay Culkin to Legally Change His Tire Late at Night
103	103 Vote	The Strongest Starbucks Drinks With Antifreeze
206	206 Vote	I Love How People Figured Out They Were Edible 1	1
156	156 Vote	Suppressed Revolver - Used to Treat Back Pain
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
83	83 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Has a Butthole
8	8 Vote	Trump Says He's "done With Music"
208	208 Vote	Arr, I'm a Cowboy! 1	1
94	94 Vote	17 Texts From Boyfriends and Husbands That Are Scarier Than Dying
193	193 Vote	Chinese Rights Lawyer Sentenced to Life Itself
147	147 Vote	Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
74	74 Vote	Video Hilariously Ponders What Happens in a Tree, K‑I‑S‑S‑I‑N‑G 1	1
82	82 Vote	How to Have Sex With a $25 Gift Card
62	62 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Future Self
144	144 Vote	Please, Talk to Your Kids About Sex Robots
106	106 Vote	Kids Removed From Lungs

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