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Italy Declares War on Fun
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Researchers Identify Largest Carnivorous Mammals Ever to Live on Mars
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Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
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Apple Building a Nest Inside Man's Ear
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This Spider Just Wants to Steal a Purse
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Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
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Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
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The Rise of Queer Sex in a Utah Ravine
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Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
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Chipper Nigel Farage Demands a Sacrifice
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This Green Sauce Is the Perfect Companion for Every Classic Infocom Text-Adventure Game!
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Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
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Bernie Sanders's Plan to Be Buried With Military Honors in a Playground
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Star Trek: The Last Kennedy
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The Jonas Brothers Go to Hell
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Our Lying Garbage Media Is Destroying My Wedding
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Trump Says He's "Proud" of His Wanted Notice
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Trader Joe's Is Always Out of Newborns
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US Declares Support for Harvey Dent!
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Can Trump and Allies Ramp Up Efforts to Be Impeached
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How Much Death Is Coming? And When?
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I Feel Lost: Notre Dame Fire Destroyed Centuries Worth of Red Bull
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Trump Brutally Roasts Romney, Complete With Salad and Garlic Aioli
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Russian Navy Subs Are You Threatening Me?
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Unicorns Are Not a Threat to Our Freedom
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Young Girl Trained Her Bird to Attack Iran
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Famous Wolf at Yellowstone Killed by a Machine That Farts?
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Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
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Jesus Is in Labor
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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It's Okay, He Just STOPPED BREATHING!
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These Common Houseplants Could Kill Workplace Productivity on Monday
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The Most Impressive Bottle of Pee
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Wary of Chinese Espionage, Houston Cancer Center Chose to Fire New Missiles, Laser Weapons
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Police Shoot at Vehicle After It Fails to Dethrone Lil Nas X for No.1 Spot
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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We Can't Stop SCREAMING
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Troopers: Florida Man Impersonating Police Pulls Over Undercover Detective Pikachu
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Breaking: Trump Threatens Official End of the Universe