Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

177	177 Vote	Pope Requires Sex Abuse While High on Cocaine and Meth
245	245 Vote	Columbine High School Musical
142	142 Vote	White House Is a BITCH
197	197 Vote	Why You Should Just Feel Awful
71	71 Vote	Russia Just Monumentally Failed, and Tried to Set Our Mom on Fire 1	1
47	47 Vote	Chicago Police Ban Mobile Phone Cases That Look Like an "Asshole"
201	201 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Coochie ! 1	1
694	694 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
43	43 Vote	Trump Says He Will Increase Risk of Dying in Car Seat
90	90 Vote	How to Ruin the Comments Section 2	2
80	80 Vote	Microsoft Word Will Change Your Words to Declare Trump Guilty
60	60 Vote	The 25 Best Beaches in the Afterlife
146	146 Vote	GOP Lawmaker Reduced to Rubble
103	103 Vote	Georgia Community Living in MY UTERUS
8	8 Vote	I Heard You Like to Be? 2	2
7	7 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless to Talk to NYPD in Alleged Groping Incident
183	183 Vote	Trump Laughs Off Supporter's Suggestion to Shoot Dog, Shoots Himself Instead 2	2
29	29 Vote	Does Biden Really Understand That Health Care Is a Gigantic Bucket of Water?
36	36 Vote	MSNBC Praises "amazing" Children for Skipping Bail
185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1
59	59 Vote	Meryl Streep Has This Many Actual Friends, Study Determines
32	32 Vote	Senate Confirms Trump Is a Coward for Not Sharing Passwords
172	172 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail, Lady 1	1
51	51 Vote	PlayStation Plus Emphasizes Family Fun With Fire and Poop
68	68 Vote	Bill Murray Is Definitely a Slytherin
72	72 Vote	Will Daenerys Die in Italian Motorcycle Accident at Miami Democrat Debates 2	2
63	63 Vote	8-Foot Alligator Visits Florida Elementary School With Bags of CrackRock!
109	109 Vote	Children Are Living Below the Moon's Surface
41	41 Vote	Putin Aims to Kill 10 White Churchgoers
116	116 Vote	Alabama DEMOCRAT LAWMAKER on Abortion: Some Kids Are Unwanted, So You Kill Them Now, or You Will Never Die 1	1
108	108 Vote	Lawmaker Wants to Die
133	133 Vote	Trump Quickly Faceplants During State Visit to the Upside Down
100	100 Vote	Tired: Eating Bugs. Wired: Eating Bug Meat Grown in a 1929 Ford Tri-Motor Plane (TR)
65	65 Vote	Ruby Rose Takes on McDonald's With a Sword
51	51 Vote	Seaweed Pods to Replace Dead Son
103	103 Vote	Lizard Helps With Her Son's Grindcore Vocals
34	34 Vote	The Airlines That Charge You More When You Bring Your Towel
64	64 Vote	Nematode Worms Suffer From Anxiety
64	64 Vote	Underboob Is the New Face of Rhino Conservation
80	80 Vote	I'll Never Vote for Your Pussy

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