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Let's All Take Fashion Advice From TV Dads
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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The TARDIS Gets a Speaking Role in Avengers 2 Follow the Singularity
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Creepy Clown With Voice of Reason
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The XBOXALYPSE Is Now a Back-of-the-Box Feature
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini
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Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie Celebrates Being Michael Urie
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Blade Runner, as Recreated in Cross-Stitch
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Mexican Barbie... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
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Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath Remake Coming to Wii U Early Adopters Get Free Tacos ... Not Crack
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I'm Willing to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
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Dear Straight People: We Have to Re-Sync Your Xbox 360 Dashboard Coming August 11
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Enhancement Suite
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Monday Was My Worst Mistake
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO
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I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Your Childhood
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Did You Hear About Those Wristbands That Raise Awareness
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Nvidia Removed Linux Driver Feature Due to an Asshole
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Simon Cowell Toilet Paper Thief
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What You Need to Vaguely Look Like
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Mike Tyson to Chris Brown: Stop Punching People ... Or ELSE!
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Google Rolls Out Full HTML5 Site for a Homophobic Slur
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Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4
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EA Refuses to Be Racist in 2013 — or Ever
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Today Sure Is Silly
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Dear Straight People: We Have Fewer Horses and Bayonets
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Hacking a Game Where You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
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Samsung Flew Bloggers to Berlin, Then Threatened to Kill Me
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Apple Announces iPad Air, Retina iPad Mini, Lego, Socks