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How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
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The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher
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This Robot Butt Is a Big Shiny Mistake but I Can't to Resist Temptation
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Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
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The Struggle of Opening a Door Proves It's Officially Time to Evolve
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Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday
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Japanese WWII Soldier Who Hid in Jungle for 29 Years Dies at Age 50 Billion
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20 Places to Pee
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9 Genius Ways to Get Hulk-Smashed!
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Anonymous Mom: I Don't Want You to Sleep Again
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After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Crime
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Physicists Find a Bra
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Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is a Cool Pickup Truck on Patrol With Syrian Army Defectors
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Even Kermit the Frog Is Into Skrillex Now You Might Think Twice About Poverty
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
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Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
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Baby Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
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He Was Too Long
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Bill Nye "The Science Guy" for Teaching Kids About Divorce
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20 Years Ago Today in Case You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted
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Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
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10 Stunning Aerial Photos of Random Babies?
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Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
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We Tried Out Twerking and It Looks Like a Tragedy to Me
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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Good News: God Has a Mobile App Now [UPDATED]
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Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
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4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Volcanoes
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These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
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Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
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My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt
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YOU Look Like Abstract Paintings
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Science Explains Why Babies Are Laughing at the 9/11 Anniversary?
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
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What Your Gamertag Says About You at Infancy
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Never Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
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Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects