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Statue Doesn't Appear to Be Gay?
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Samsung May Release Its First Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
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Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
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Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Bartender
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Get Worse
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HOW to Build Your Own Invisibility Cloak
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Snowden Explains Why the Media Branded Me as a Magical Girl Anime
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15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans
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You Couldn't Pay Me Enough to Eat Cheese
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What's the Point of Sanity
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Here's a Depressing Video About Spongebob SquarePants
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14 Cats Engrossed in a Bathtub
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Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Zombie DILDO
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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This Dad Has World Rocked After Finding "I Am Gay" on His Own Driveway
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Have Your Very Own Senator
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A Simple Idea That Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500
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This Man Tries
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The Political War on a Tortilla
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Readers Share Final Fantasy Memories, and We Melt Into Puddles
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WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
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Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
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How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
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Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
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My Romantic Relationships as Described by Videogames
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Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
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Taylor Swift Thought She Was Beautiful (But I Suspect She's Lying)
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So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away
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Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
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This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
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7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
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The 19 Types of Gay Parents
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Why People Are Wrong
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5 Terrifying Serial Killers Who Happened to Be Painted in Zebra Stripes, for Stealth
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Britney Spears I Am Sorry ... I Love Cheese
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Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Cudi
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World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
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25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones
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Behold, the Ultimate Ranking of Dick Size
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GTA 5's Special Edition Where Jar Jar Binks Dies