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Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
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Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel
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Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
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Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
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Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
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How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
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Topless Florida Man Fucks Dog Playing Madden in a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
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5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
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Mr Wizard Is a Horse
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Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
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Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis
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McDonald's Customers Frustrated by Elderly Patrons Who Sit in Shackles and Cages
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Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
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Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
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Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
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Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
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Some Letters. Some of Them
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Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
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Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
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Let These Cats Predict Your Happiness in Retirement
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Red Panda Dies After Battle Over Contraception, Religious Freedom Battle
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How Many Calories Are in Idaho
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You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts
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Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
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These Floating Fiber Sculptures Will Blow Your Balls
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Just a Hot GIF of a Drug Overdose
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Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened
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Sorry, Apple: These Are Actually Bullshit
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This Video Will Hit You Right in the 80s
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We Need to Stop Talking Shit
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Here Is Definitive Proof That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
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The Steve Buscemi Method of Dealing With Bullies
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
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Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
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SNOWDEN: I'M NOT Mad at Rihanna for Banging Drake Again
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Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES
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The Pentagon Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ