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Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
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"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again
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Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
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Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
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The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
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NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
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Kid Gets Lost in 1792
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Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch
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13.7 Billion Years in Prison
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6'8" and Scared of Porn
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
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Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
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I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?
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Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
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10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
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Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
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Truck Full of Shit
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Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
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Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
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These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
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Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
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Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
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What Is a Dick Van
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How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him
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What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks
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Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
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Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough