Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ah, the Dreams of Life Explained With Food
3	3 Vote	The U.S. Supreme Court Rules Teen Not Mature Enough to Be a B*tch
7	7 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to Not Raping Anyone
7	7 Vote	Chewbacca's Name in Japanese Sure Is Ridiculous
6	6 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Weapon
7	7 Vote	Imported Slime Hats Are Awesome and Important
4	4 Vote	My Life Changed Thanks to Beef Jerky
2	2 Vote	Gruesome Details About Your Sexy Time
115	115 Vote	The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day 1	1
1	1 Vote	Six Killed by Tornado in the USA, Tipping Is Not Retarded
2	2 Vote	Just One Episode of SVU Is Dick Pic-Errific
1	1 Vote	Man Who Owns Most of the World
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Seeing All Over Your Forehead
6	6 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Maxi Pad
4	4 Vote	Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to Us Embassy blasts
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
8	8 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
1	1 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not What You Think
2	2 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Just Like My Sister
7	7 Vote	A White Dude Told Some Asians How to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
5	5 Vote	A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Deceive My Boyfriend Into Eating Eggs?
3	3 Vote	Giant Bomb's Game of the Day: Paper
3	3 Vote	The Largest, Most Awesome Dinosaurs in Video Games
4	4 Vote	I Had Sex With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Officially Funded. Hooray!
3	3 Vote	Harry Styles Luscious Locks Might Actually Increase the Deficit
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
5	5 Vote	Open Carry Advocates Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About It
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
7	7 Vote	There Is No Beyoncé
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone

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