Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart's Black Friday as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
9	9 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
7	7 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
5	5 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
6	6 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Human Urine
9	9 Vote	400 Years of Crap
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
35	35 Vote	Yo, Your Yo-Yo Will Still Play HD Games via Component
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
5	5 Vote	William Shakespeare Approved This Video Compilation Today
4	4 Vote	Try Not to Be Axe Body Spray
6	6 Vote	Can You Imagine Being Twice Evicted Due to the Zombies (and Zombie Buttcrack)
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
100	100 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
201	201 Vote	I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
5	5 Vote	Thanks for Using My Baby Daughter Today
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
9	9 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Taylor 1	1
24	24 Vote	Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames
18	18 Vote	Calif. Lawmakers Move to Colorado
6	6 Vote	This Is an Orgasm?
6	6 Vote	No One Is Talking About Eating Babies
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
6	6 Vote	Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Mural You Probably Haven't Seen Before
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
169	169 Vote	Fuck the Pope Hates You
202	202 Vote	This Is a Terrible Idea
6	6 Vote	The Unofficial Glossary for Whites