Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!

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