Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
28	28 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
113	113 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking

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