Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
68	68 Vote	Meet the World's Oldest Bra
21	21 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
197	197 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
48	48 Vote	We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
156	156 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
25	25 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Hoax
52	52 Vote	Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
74	74 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
122	122 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
141	141 Vote	27 Things That Happen When You Give a F#@%
71	71 Vote	This Harlem Shake Wedding Vid Will Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
58	58 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Tries
115	115 Vote	Meanwhile: Sex and Wearing a Helmet
32	32 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
38	38 Vote	Rihanna Has No Soul
125	125 Vote	The Ten Commandments of Gravy
65	65 Vote	26 British Men Who Are Going Nowhere
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4

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