Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	How to Build Your Best Baby Goat Simulator
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When You See Me After Class
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
5	5 Vote	How to Survive the Wrath of Khan
188	188 Vote	Don't Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7