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Japan Has Plans to Sell a Microwave Oven
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I Have a Micropenis
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He Is My Vagina
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The Dinner Rolls That Made Her Sob and Hyperventilate
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Who WANTS to Join a Gang
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A Riddle in a Pickle
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Was "Weird Al" the Real Savior
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Pikachu Needs a Strong, United Dem Party
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Congress Tried to Quit Weed
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Adele Had to Run for President Again
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Everyone Is Really Dead I Guess ?
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Dr. Seuss Was Also a Prophetic Astronomer
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Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
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17 Americans Who Are Too Adorable
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Two Grown Men Yelling at Me
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Chris Nolan Is Going to Be a Dick About Wine!
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Assange Lashes Out at Topless French Beach
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A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Rescuing Her Highness
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Skip Black Friday
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Why Obama Can't Have an Abortion?
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The Only Hat to Wear as a Group
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29 People Who Live in New Jersey
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Pope Linked to Cancer?
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So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
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Here's How to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
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My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
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George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake
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Let's Shop for Shoes in the Bathroom!
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Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
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New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
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I Hate to Say Rope
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
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One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
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Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Fucked
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Nobody Really Watched the Harlem Shake. Meme Over
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Free Shit Makes People Cry
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Hospital Live Streams C-Section on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues