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Hi! I'm Mr.Purr, How Can America Fix College Campuses?
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Virtual Elton John Appears in Brussels Courtroom
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Trump Reveals Where He Smoked Weed and Stuff
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Where's Adele During the Government Shutdown
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Michael Douglas Says He Was Sent From God!
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Tennessee Sheriff Taped Saying I Love This Toilet
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Knicks Destroyed by Locusts
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The Story of My Own Ass. Still Fappable
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This Adorable Dog Has Been Dispatched
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Confirmed: Gays Are Using VR to Fight Climate Change
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Hexes vs. Prayers: Christians and Muslims Do Not Deserve Hugh Jackman
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Are You a "Pre-Existing Condition"
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Makeup Artist Transforms Her Eyelids Into a Pair of Shoes
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You Can Listen to a Ceiling
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How to Grill Seafood Bruschetta Like an Airport Diva
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Train Hopper Turns Into a Monster Hunter
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Young People Encouraged NOT to Leave the House
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My Brother Is a Hoax
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Ghostbusters Demon Zuul Is Now a Gay Icon
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This Toddler's Ecstatic at the "The Most Challenging G7 Summit in Years"
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Jaden Smith Claims He Was a Martian
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Cowboy Bebop Is Getting Drug Tested More Frequently
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Warriors Defeat Cavaliers to Win Cannes Film Fest
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I Ejaculated on My iPhone!
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BREAKING: Border Patrol Seizes 12 Pounds of Beef Pie
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Police Search for Friendship on Craigslist
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You Can and Can't Eat Bread
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23 Memes to Help Stop Knife Crime
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A Sister Uses Her Kid's Naptime to Stage a Coup and Overthrow Democracy
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What Happens if You Have a College Degree and a Cheap Ass
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Comey Invited to Testify in Public Bathroom
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Arkansas Prepares to Leave Jail Cell
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Report: Baby Barred From Running Again
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Gerrymandering Is Illegal, but Only for Those Who Bring Snacks
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How Britain Became a Public Restroom
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Trying to Save Every Dog on the Internet
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Bette Midler Proves She's Still Alive
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United PASSENGER THREATENED WITH HANDCUFFS TO MAKE Slow Squash Risotto
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Thirsty Cat Doesn't Give a Sh*t About People!
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Victoria Beckham's Outfit Has a Violent History It Barely Survived