LOVE TORE THEM APART
This is a real headline tho
Honestly, I'm not sure this is funnier than the original story
Who's the fairest one around?
DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!
AND THAT EXPLAINS THE SPACE FORCE
What does that mean?
There's a kids' book called K Is for Knifeball
The "WHAT???" is a minor addition, but I still think it's funny.
I'm not sure Nom Nom would be an improvement
BUT WHAT KIND OF TROLLS?
But they were so good together!
It'd be awesome if this had a comma
If AI Weirdness taught me anything, computers are terrible chefs. Unless you're into "Crock Pot Cold Water" or "Beothurtreed Tuna Pie." Whatever that is.
Tasty word salad
That's weirdly specific.
I think you mean "waifu"
I can't say this is all that much weirder than the original headline. But whatever.
Draw me like one of your French horns
Eeyore's Birthday Party is an Austin tradition and a body was found fairly close to the event. This isn't any weirder than what actually happened.
GODDAMN IT GEORGE
She grinds them up to make shampoo
Not sure it gets better than that.
Open the door, get on the floor! (Yeah gonna say it's about actual dinosaurs and not a team)
OK it's a terrible headline but I think it's a pretty tasty word salad. What does it mean?
THE POOR THING
BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WANTED THAT
I want this
Fun Fact: Forrest Gump didn't run across the cosmos, but he did go to space in the book (No, really)
I believe they call it being skyclad
Those clouds aren't wearing any clothes at all!
Apparently the "Chief Flamingo Officer" would be someone who's supposed to take care of the flamingos they plan on adding to Mar-a-Lago. I have no idea what one would be doing at a high school.
That's like the one thing he hasn't said
Well, it was one of the worst things I've ever read
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