If AI Weirdness taught me anything, computers are terrible chefs. Unless you're into "Crock Pot Cold Water" or "Beothurtreed Tuna Pie." Whatever that is.
Eeyore's Birthday Party is an Austin tradition and a body was found fairly close to the event. This isn't any weirder than what actually happened.
Open the door, get on the floor! (Yeah gonna say it's about actual dinosaurs and not a team)
OK it's a terrible headline but I think it's a pretty tasty word salad. What does it mean?
Fun Fact: Forrest Gump didn't run across the cosmos, but he did go to space in the book (No, really)
I got this when I was tired and took it super literally. I couldn't figure out how a dog could whistle. I could've just assumed it was someone literally whistling for a dog but nooo I had to wonder how a dog could whistle.