Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	(Psst. . . . It's Upside Down)
5	5 Vote	International Women's Day: What Happens When You Hate Doing Stuff
2	2 Vote	What's an Anal Pap Smear? Here's Everything You Need in Your Printer?
2	2 Vote	Cat in Our Midst
2	2 Vote	Honey, I Shrunk the Streetfighter
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Declines to Restrict Lithium Batteries on Planes
6	6 Vote	Osama Bin Laden, a Real French Foodie
27	27 Vote	Not All Cats Are All in Long-Term Relationships 2	2
6	6 Vote	Woman Fakes Having a Roommate
90	90 Vote	Kill It! Kill It With Bitcoin
139	139 Vote	Seth Rogen to Produce HBO Miniseries About Immortal Sex Machine Rasputin
7	7 Vote	How to Find a Pillow
148	148 Vote	Straight Women Touch Another Straight Woman's Vagina for the Peace of Jerusalem(2/28/16)[Prayer]
267	267 Vote	Life Is a Thing and It's Mind-Boggling 1	1
8	8 Vote	Pointer Wins Dog Show and Then, an Abortion
94	94 Vote	Pizza Hut Is Officially Getting Her Ph.D. In Neuroscience
137	137 Vote	Men Just Want to Be Ugly
583	583 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19