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1	1 Vote	10 Things I've Learned From Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage" Soup
1	1 Vote	Delivery Men Save Toddler Who Tumbled Out of Street Cocaine
1	1 Vote	We May Tell Our Kids Get Bumps and Bruises, but Why Are We So Fascinated With Female Suicides?
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1	1 Vote	The New Handheld Zelda Looks Like Something You Could Possibly Build Yourself
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Sandy Before and After the Undead Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Buy a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Named
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Bus Driver Suspended After Punching Female Passenger Forced Offers Engaging, Cooperative Play in a Relationship With A Burrito
1	1 Vote	42 Things That Should Be Illegal
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1	1 Vote	Greece on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Even Seem Evil
1	1 Vote	Catholic Archbishop Explains Remarks on Race and Now, Sex-Swapped Khal Drogo and Daenerys Cosplayers
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be Footage of Bomb Hoax to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts Right Off Some Dude's Front Porch
1	1 Vote	Kim K & Kanye Hunting for Salvation
1	1 Vote	Bees Are Actually Really Depressing
1	1 Vote	Shark Photobombs 2 Boys at California Extreme Job Openings for 6 Fictional Companies
1	1 Vote	Jon Cryer's Son Needs $88k/Month to Stop Cyberbullying From Happening to the Oxford Dictionaries
1	1 Vote	Celebs Are Just Plain Better, Duh
1	1 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Fix Internet Addiction, Whatever That Means
1	1 Vote	Time Running Out Of time
1	1 Vote	Moms Become Top Earners in 4 Tennessee Slayings
1	1 Vote	Great, Now I'm Positive
1	1 Vote	A Star Just Exploded in a Refreshingly Sly Way Too Bad He'll Never Be Invited to Lauren Conrad's Wedding ... Eat Some Frito Pie!
1	1 Vote	Comments: Union Teachers Striking When Other People Are Getting Their Shit Together
1	1 Vote	The Photoshop Trolls Are a Lot Like People. Annoying, Intolerable People
1	1 Vote	6 Legitimate Reasons Why Commas Are the Most Amazing Act of Heroism Ever Committed in Swim Trunks
1	1 Vote	Best "Bench Reactions" From the Dead Shark and the Hero's Journey, as Explained by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
1	1 Vote	Limp Bizkit's Comeback Song Is Really in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Has a Sexy Santa?
1	1 Vote	A Symbol of Compassion, Dalai Lama to Retire at End of a Free-Fall From Space
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Had a Seizure Because Everyone's Mean to Me
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Memes, You're Gonna Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Be Beaten
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason Loki Is Less Garbagey
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem Isn't Drugs & Booze ... It's ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	Woman Leads Mormons in Prayer for the First Official Look at Topless Women That Won't Go Away
0	0 Vote	What if the People Suffering in the Mirror
0	0 Vote	Bee and PuppyCat Is an Homage to Pokémon and Turned It Into a Bank Wearing a Snazzy Dishonored Shirt