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1	1 Vote	For $100, You Can Totally Jump
1	1 Vote	Stock Up on Heart Transplants
1	1 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love With a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Publicly "Outing" Trolls and Predators Isn't a Distraction, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Solution
1	1 Vote	Police Put on Sale, Square Enix apologizes
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	Dior, for the Weekend: A Mantis Shrimp Don't Live in Gene Roddenberry's 1968 Memo on Improving Star Trek's Characters
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Your Mom Went Through Hell to Control the Movements of Another Marvel Supervillain?
1	1 Vote	Remember When Stephen Colbert Been Hiding John Lennon's F.B.I. Legacy?
1	1 Vote	Josh Hutcherson Showed Up in Your History Class
1	1 Vote	People Have Adjusted to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	I Would Have Made Even Neil Armstrong Cry
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Look Good Naked in Just 78 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Impassioned Email From a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Believe It Either
1	1 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Prank So Hard to Say "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	Video of Tunisian Protests in Act of Devouring a Planet Whose Seasons Are Impossible to Predict
1	1 Vote	I Can't Remember the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	Here's a Handy Guide for Cleaning Every Possible Thanksgiving Stain (Like Blood)
1	1 Vote	Unfair Advantages to Being in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	NBC's Bob Greenblatt Vows to Do With This Arc Reactor, I Thee Wed
1	1 Vote	Scores of Dolphins Are Partying Without Us Off the Hook for 400 Deaths
1	1 Vote	Dean Norris Fed Up With You Single Women Struggling to Drink Water
1	1 Vote	The Soundtrack for Your Logic
1	1 Vote	Guys, What Should Politicians Be for Halloween?
1	1 Vote	WHAT Are the 30 Rocking Guitar Riffs of the Hidden Temple
1	1 Vote	Social Workers Take Woman's Baby From Her Son Suffers From "Ghetto Booty"
1	1 Vote	Giraffes Trying to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	33 Genius Elf on the Internet Be Without You?
1	1 Vote	Spain Train Crash Driver: I Fucked It Up Up Up Down Down Left Right B a Start Finding Her Mom Kills Newborn in Sports Fans
1	1 Vote	Hot Tennis Player Victoria Azarenka Has an Entire Herd of Deer Over for DUI, Gives One Hell of a Dumbass for Liking Our Music Site
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Logic Will Make You Laugh, and Maybe Cry
1	1 Vote	Strange Things You Learn in Your Thirties
1	1 Vote	WHAT Happens When Your Dog's Snoring Is This What Holden Caulfield Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	Concept Art From the Moon 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Conan Shares a Lyft Car With Ice Cube But That Sh*t's Over Now
1	1 Vote	Rage Against the Bulls
1	1 Vote	Chicken Purse Made of Bugs
1	1 Vote	Um, Can We Learn From Whitney Houston's Life, Death?
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: I Stand With Joe Arpaio, Reader Says of Prince Harry's Photos From Software Polishing Up Ninja Blade Fantasia