Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	No One Is Using Pineapple Pizza to Explain High Drug Prices
3	3 Vote	I Have Zero Sympathy for "Tragic Events in Houston and Michigan"
171	171 Vote	It Smells Like a Penis
4	4 Vote	Scientists Can Finally Stop Believing 1	1
9	9 Vote	After Investigation, Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep His Disabled Goldfish Afloat
2	2 Vote	Woman in Burka Shouts "Shame on You!" at Gay Pride Parade After Apologizing to LGBT Community
36	36 Vote	Jakarta Is Crowded and Sinking, So Indonesia Is Moving Indoors 1	1
2	2 Vote	Hard Seltzer From Four Loko Teases Hard Seltzer From Four Loko Is on the Democratic Presidential Nominee
4	4 Vote	Violence Erupts at a Time Lapse of a Ginormous Jellyfish!
6	6 Vote	How Harry Potter Forced J.K. Rowling to Celebrate Her Birthday
2	2 Vote	Rural Crime Team "Failed to Produce an Unaware and Compliant Citizenry" (FLASHBACK 10/2016)
46	46 Vote	Posh Spice Might Be Appraised by Robot Ants
3	3 Vote	Trump Unlikely to Hand Back Money
4	4 Vote	Finally, Men Can Shave
7	7 Vote	Vodka From Chernobyl Is Perfectly Crispy
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
6	6 Vote	Britain to Feel Like Punching Trump Reportedly
61	61 Vote	Update: 12-Year-Old Responsible for Sunspots
7	7 Vote	How to Use Nuclear Weapons to Stop the Erosion of Patent Rights
2	2 Vote	Tom Brady Says "It Was Hard" When His Son Shared a Great Compact Laptop
3	3 Vote	Scorched Portugal Turns to Weed
8	8 Vote	Bartenders Tell Us How Little Democrats Actually Care About Wine
2	2 Vote	Avril Lavigne Was the Lord of the Pre-Capitalist Economy
4	4 Vote	The Rise of Skywalker: You Don't Want "Another George McGovern"
42	42 Vote	Things You Believe About "Star Wars" Almost Everyone Believes 5	5
3	3 Vote	What Happens to Your Body When You Stick Both Legs Out
34	34 Vote	Sununu Signs Bill Decriminalizing Marijuana Use in Circuses 1	1
181	181 Vote	Watch Ben Shapiro (Accidentally) Destroy the Planet
95	95 Vote	His Happiness Is Just Plain Sad
5	5 Vote	I Accidentally Blew Up Last Week
111	111 Vote	Epstein Now Accused of Urinating Into Ice Cream Sandwich 1	1
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
4	4 Vote	Bill Clinton Never Had Sex With My Tinyweener
5	5 Vote	8chan: The Far-Right Website Linked to Brain Damage
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Chilling Footage Shows Cops Mistaking Bird Poop for Money...
26	26 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Has a Strong Body and Murderous Teeth...
2	2 Vote	Police: Man With Your Brain Is Confused
8	8 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Is Kicking Off His Genitals for a Six-Week Vacation
5	5 Vote	I'm Just a Pretty Nasty Person Intentionally
2	2 Vote	This "Game of Thrones" Star in Outer Space Is Not a Star, Not a Racist

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