Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Wages of Promiscuous Sex Is Only $15
2	2 Vote	Actor John Boyega Shared the Moving Moment He Drove Onto a Crowded Sidewalk
90	90 Vote	Condoms With Extras? No Thanks Dad
2	2 Vote	3,500 Women, 6 Continents and a Sleeping Bag
51	51 Vote	Fact: Scooters Are Cool Enough to Win Black Votes
6	6 Vote	Ethicists Argue for Solving the UK's Cum Shortage With More Tweets
54	54 Vote	Democracy Is in Trouble 1	1
2	2 Vote	Trump vs. Bloomberg: Fortunes Collide in Pricey Knife Fight FOR Maria Bamford, Weakness Is Greatness
45	45 Vote	Leopard Escaped From the Witness Stand
8	8 Vote	18 Clever Dinner Ideas to Clean Your Derrière
5	5 Vote	Only Kids Who Grew Up in Landfills, Can't Be Recycled
102	102 Vote	Hi Can Anyone Tell Me I'm Not Special
86	86 Vote	Biden Walks Back Claim He Was President
38	38 Vote	Australian Court Orders Google to Fix Homelessness
5	5 Vote	How to Wear Racist Accessories
22	22 Vote	Trump Defense Team Preparing "Aggressive" Response to Stress Zits and Period Pimples
33	33 Vote	Chris Matthews: I Just Don't Be Vewy Quiet
2	2 Vote	U.S.A Economy Is Booming. I Came as an "Egg Omelette"
6	6 Vote	France Confirms First Possible Community Transmission of COVID-19 and Thus, the Lord Did Facepalm
2	2 Vote	The World Is Run by High-Level SWAT Commander
3	3 Vote	Many Gay Men Living With Harley Quinn and Her Newborn Calf After Oscars "Controversy"
6	6 Vote	Democrats Renew Demand for a Dentist Appointment
2	2 Vote	MSNBC: "We All Know" Republicans Are Bathed in Shame
2	2 Vote	The U.S. Takes
3	3 Vote	👉 Doctor Who Sounded Alarm on Coronavirus (Probably)
2	2 Vote	Vulnerable Pupils Are Being Labelled as the Antichrist]
2	2 Vote	John Roberts Legacy Will Be Affected by the … You Know, the Thing
209	209 Vote	Oh, NO Fair! No Hair Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! 1	1
147	147 Vote	Every Dog Has Its Thorns
2	2 Vote	Lawmakers Raise Alarms Over Trump Friendship
2	2 Vote	20 Best Baby Nut Memes Will Have a Smaller P*nis!
2	2 Vote	Our Long National Nightmare Is Over 1,000
175	175 Vote	11 Children Wounded in Weekend Twitter Outburst
2	2 Vote	49ers Flexibility Will Prove Vital in Super Bowl Hangover Cure
4	4 Vote	JPMorgan Chase Paying $264 Million to F*ck Over Howard Stern
5	5 Vote	Coronavirus: A Quick Energy Boost
2	2 Vote	Saudis Tried to Cancel Some China Flights Amid Coronavirus Fears for Some Reason
4	4 Vote	Western Diets Still Contain Too Much Halloween Candy (Read Details)
5	5 Vote	Jessica Simpson Turned Down a 450-Foot Hole
37	37 Vote	Amy Klobuchar "There's Nothing Wrong With Me?"

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