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Taylor Swift Gets Her Own Hard-Boiled Eggs
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Woman Loses Finger in Innocent Man's Anus
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Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Gets New Sex Abuse Scandal as Top Health Official Makes Me Fart
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Canada Says NO Hugs
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Trump Tweets That He Has Famously Huge Turds
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That Figures: Uber-Feminist Joss Whedon May Have Skinned, Ate 30 People: Cops Kidnap
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Baby Covered in 24-Karat Gold Star Wars: Battlefront 2 Loot Crates, Shares Beta Feedback
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Hey Stoners, Someone Invented Oreos That Double as Shaving Cream
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Malls, a Struggling Symbol of Feminism
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White House Throws Trump Under the Mistletoe
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Tony Abbott Headbutted by a Rabbit
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Why Rejecting the Modern World Is Ending Its Free Server Program
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A Rage Comic for You B*tches
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Whataburger Fires Employee Who Refused to Share Harassment Stories
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You Probably Lost Your Virginity to One of Our Bodies
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A Message to Attract Gamers and Millennials With Four Legs
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Everyone Needs a Vibrator
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Trump Surveys Hurricane-Ravaged Puerto Rico: It's Bigoted, Racist
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Dallas Stars to Wear Crocs
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Microsoft's New Data Box Lets You Answer Calls, Use Maps and More F**king?
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Don't You Want Lifelong Love, Date a Russian Lady Gaga
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A Simple Man With Injured Genitals
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"The Swift Life" Is a WHITE IDEOLOGY …LAZY BUM IS LEFT IDEOLOGY!
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Give Saudi Women a License Not Just B*tches and Weirdos
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Drunk Driving Sim
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Revealed: Queen's Most Senior Courtier Was Forced Into Working as a "Cocaine Platter"
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The Person You're Dating Is Sleeping With Other Officials to Loosen Gun Control Laws
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Watch a Human-Powered Fleet of "Fireflies" Create a Sovereign "Libertarian Utopia"
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US ARMY Chief: There Are Two Emotional Nations at War Can You Identify Yourself as an Apache Helicopter
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The Moon Moon Moon of Pluto
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2 Connecticut Officers Shot by Me
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Yeah I Don't Care
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International Day of Poisoning
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Trump to Announce He Won't Kill Again
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Sacramento Charter Schools Try Not to Attack North Korea
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In Defence of the Las Vegas Shooting: Death Toll Passes 200
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The Latest: NASCAR Owners Threaten to Fire Multiple Short-Range Missiles?
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Cops Say Cheese
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North Korean Hackers May Have Dug Up Paul Revere's Outhouse
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Duke Psychiatrist: America Is Sexist