And it was called Sputnik.
That explains why he lost.
Is that why he's building a nuclear bomb?
Fact Check: True
Wow this is dark.
But they're still not as bad as the Tigers.
This explains why he wants a Space Force.
No, What's on second.
And I thought Lions fans had it rough.
The Miami Dolphins?
The Detective Pikachu sequel takes a very dark turn.
Was it Kellyanne?
Step 1) Steal Undergarments
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit
Han shot first.
Or The Rock will lay the smackdown on your candy ass.
I blame The Stamp Act.
Some people are sick
Some sick people can get help
Some sick people can't
Is there anything NASA can't do?
It's about time.
At Last, a Loaf of Bread!
At least not since Barry retired.
This cat won't stand for anything.
Well, he would know.
Is it snow?
It's the sort of thing he would do.
Do we really want another bush in the White House?
It sure was for the Lannisters.
Is he Macaulay Culkin?
Soylent Green is people!!!
It's Florida right?
I'd fuck a dragon
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
It's asteroid rovers all the way down.
Mickey's a mouse not a rat.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball.
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