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Baby Cthulhu Sculpture Will Drive You Crazy

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Dodgeball With a Knife

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If you can dodge a knife you can dodge a ball.

Man Mysteriously Dies After Jumping From Overpass Onto I-80, Being Hit BY Space Debris

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That's not much of a mystery.

I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here!

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Where are you?

Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes

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It's about time.

I Don't Care About Ultimate Frisbee

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You and me both.

Which "Harry Potter" Crossover Meme Will Give Superman's Dog His Own Wine Bars

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This would make a great movie.

Shark Week: A Brief History of White Power

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Shouldn't that be great white power?

New Species of Extinct Ape Discovered in Ancient Chinese Noblewoman

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Those are the same headline!

This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity

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Too late.

Republicans Once Ran on Cocaine and Roller Skates

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The '70s were a strange decade.

Putin Warns of Russian Government as Corrupt

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Well, he would know.

Texas Educators Training to Shoot Journalists as a Political Statement

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Don't mess with Texas.

How to Keep the Kids Away From the Princess Bride

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Inconceivable!

There's Nothing Scarier Than the Old Ones

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street?

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Two equally important questions.

Man Says Prayer Before Breaking Into NYC Store, Police Say No One Is Stopping Him

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The prayer worked!

Man Sobs Uncontrollably After Unwrapping Large Box in Desert

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What's in the Box?

Student Battling Cancer Patient

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My money's on the student.

Hodor Is a Jerk

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Hodor?