Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
4	4 Vote	76 Victims Identified as Aaron Alexis
9	9 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With You
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
106	106 Vote	There's a Goddamn Omelet
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
7	7 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
7	7 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Lying
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
86	86 Vote	How Do You Think
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3