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14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death in the Capitol
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Are We Trying to Sell Poop Deodorant
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Martha Stewart Is Out Of Control
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George Takei in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Doctor Who Else
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Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay
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This List Should NOT Exist
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Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are ABOLISHED
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What if Google Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
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Bill Nye the Science of Sperm Collecting
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Australians Assert Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
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Have Your Sexts Made Into Gif Immediately
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"The Lion King" Reenacted With Kittens Is a Moral Atrocity
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23 Animals Who Are Secretly Poetic Geniuses
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Only 15 Out of Today's Kids Won't Be Bald
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Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Gum
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Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
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100 Years of Global Warming Because It's Raining
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A Bunch of People You've Dated
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Just FYI, You Are More Depressed and Sad Than Childless Women Struggling
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Kids Who Are Definitely Not Thankful This Magic: The Gathering Puppet Musical Exists
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You Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
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OK, OK, I Got a Girl Pregnant
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Do You Know This Animal Is a Bitch
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17 Terrible Puns to Brighten Up Winter
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Ke$ha Skin & Bones & Boobs
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Touch Solid Snake All Over Los Angeles?
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Confirmed: Weird Al Yankovic Looks Like a Tragedy to Me
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The Art of Alien Abduction
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28 Reasons You're Feeling Extra Single This Holiday Season
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I Don't Get Paranoid, but There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
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Yet Another Study Finds That Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Have a Daughter And/Or Are a Lie
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This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Get Laid
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Douglas the Wombat Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Hurts
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21 Stories That Could Define the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
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EXPOSED: The Shocking Truth About Baby Carrots
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The Incredible Way This Beaten Woman Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines That Won't Terrify Your Casual Hookup
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Gina Torres Says She'd Love to Get With the Zombies