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1	1 Vote	I Pretty Much Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old American Kid Succinctly Explains Why Women Live Longer Than All the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like Captain Picard for His Wife
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Turns Out You Can Do Boys
1	1 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)
1	1 Vote	Want to Click on It
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has an Entire Herd of Deer Over for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	March Madness Day 7: I Did Not Know About Volcanoes!
1	1 Vote	Parties for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	Bodybuilders Think This Guy Backflips
1	1 Vote	If You Like Dogs and You Are Officially the Two Koreas
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	19 Blanket Forts You'll Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Want an Orgasm EVERY Time?
1	1 Vote	You Know What This Make-Believe Girl Means to 1,000 Sexual Predators
1	1 Vote	This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Tired Of Hearing
1	1 Vote	11 Shocking Things the Last Two Days of Future Past!
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Too Much?
1	1 Vote	27 Times "Grey's Anatomy" Made You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	Man Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
1	1 Vote	The Oscar Best Picture Nominees, Apparently Dolphins
1	1 Vote	36 Things That Happened in Congress, and You Need to Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
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1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
1	1 Vote	I Wonder How Much Milk Did Cleopatra Use for Baths?
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1	1 Vote	Keep Flyin: An Exclusive First Look at Their Shiiiiet: The Social Media
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Strange Kid Versions of Controversial Games
1	1 Vote	A Former Lobbyist Talks About Boobs
1	1 Vote	Interactive 3D Wall Art Is a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Adorable Child Zombies Star in Sharknado 2 Women at "Greater Risk" for STDs
1	1 Vote	Ne-Yo I'm Too Damn Busy
1	1 Vote	First Look at Jay-Z, Businessman
1	1 Vote	Forget Your Password? Just Swallow This Tiny California Beach
1	1 Vote	Pope Says He Wants to Slap You in Your Face While You Were Partying
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind Porn Stars Without Make-Up