Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
209	209 Vote	You Really Need to Exist
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3

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