Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Apple Made a Profit
3	3 Vote	President Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have 7 Kids: Ex
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
4	4 Vote	I Had Sex With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Officially Funded. Hooray!
3	3 Vote	Nature Is at Not Putting Horse Meat Where It Hurts
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Getting All Cash4Gold With the Taliban
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
2	2 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Burn a Cross
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19