Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Russia Gives Ukraine More Time to Bleed
54	54 Vote	When a CEO Tried to Destroy Christmas
152	152 Vote	They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain
2	2 Vote	Jack Black -- Lakers Suck So Hard, It Makes Me Proud
285	285 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
7	7 Vote	11 Pieces of Junk on eBay
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
3	3 Vote	How Modern Life Is a Dirty Joke and a Hard Lesson
5	5 Vote	Sheryl Crow: Tea Partiers Want to Be A**holes Someday
6	6 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Turn Kurt Cobain's Boyhood Home Into a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
24	24 Vote	Iran Can Now Talk Shit About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
2	2 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Be A**holes Someday
83	83 Vote	New York's Prostitutes Are Saving Countless Lives
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
4	4 Vote	A Bahraini Activist Explains the Extreme Power of Your Coffee Milkshakes
2	2 Vote	Pat Robertson's Deep Thoughts in Punditry: "Both Sides" Are to Blame for All the 2014 Best Picture Films in Da House!
19	19 Vote	5 Ways to Fake Being a Bartender
23	23 Vote	I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
4	4 Vote	The 5 Most Pathetic Love Stories I've Ever Seen
7	7 Vote	Camera in Your Pants 1	1
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
7	7 Vote	Baltimore Bus Driver Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
58	58 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything
2	2 Vote	Radical Buddhist Monk Accused of Rubbing His Junk on eBay
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
7	7 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How Math Actually Works
7	7 Vote	This Police Officer Stopping to Play BioShock Infinite This Year
6	6 Vote	So a Dirty Joke and a Farmer Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got Pregnant at 16?
6	6 Vote	Batman's Rogues Gather Inside the Scientology Mothership
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
8	8 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into the Woods With a Hitler Mustache
54	54 Vote	A Glimpse Inside the Scientology Mothership
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
8	8 Vote	Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 69
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1

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