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Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Syrian Attacks
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
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Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
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Sega: Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
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Rick Perry Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension
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Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give Rapper Danny Brown an Unwanted Blow Job on Stage
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William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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Please Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Of Course Florida Is Determined to Break Your Soul and Sanity in October
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Volcanoes Can Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Terrorists?
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Newspaper Censors the Word Derp
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Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want to Help Our Country?
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No Big Deal. It's an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His iPod
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Aww Shit. Here We Are