Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
150	150 Vote	White People Are Worthless
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
32	32 Vote	28 Signs You Might Be Dead
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted

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