Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa

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