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Sucking the Baby Puke Off Your Bookshelf
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
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Hey Google, I Have 50 Dollars