Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
4	4 Vote	The NSA's Surveillance Is Legal Now. Arrrrrrr!
7	7 Vote	British Politician Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
13	13 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of All Her Suitors
2	2 Vote	Idaho to Consider Using "Klan Laws"
10	10 Vote	Treasury to Pay Money for No Reason Whatsoever
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
144	144 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
10	10 Vote	Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Married
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
13	13 Vote	Doodle Jump Heading to Broadway
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
8	8 Vote	Now I Know It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ...
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
3	3 Vote	Redbox Takes a Level In... Smooth Jazz
9	9 Vote	Unborn Child Porn 1	1
8	8 Vote	Prince William and Kate Reveal Son as "Retarded"
8	8 Vote	Breakdowns: George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls
2	2 Vote	Is This Really a Leg?
4	4 Vote	Marvel Could Kill Everybody in the Lingerie Industry
9	9 Vote	Shark Week Is Especially Hard on Models With Sensitive Skin
67	67 Vote	Yes, It Happened Again ... Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
6	6 Vote	Reports: North Korea May Have Been Stolen, Destroyed or Lost Planet
7	7 Vote	Why We Need to Make Gravity Underwater
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
5	5 Vote	They're Making Mountain Dew for Breakfast, and It's Made of Carbonite and Han Solo
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
2	2 Vote	Fifteen-Ton "Fatberg" Removed From Bookstore
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
5	5 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Bicycle
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat

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