Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Real Housewives of Orange Soda
2	2 Vote	👉 the New Abortion Boss
5	5 Vote	Biden Gets a Wild Explosion of Lava
238	238 Vote	Corruption, Terrorism, and Genocide: The 7 Biggest Mistakes Women Make in Dating Apps
187	187 Vote	I Have Seen Some Weird Shit
355	355 Vote	Yes, I Am Amazed I Have Friends
94	94 Vote	Baby Born With Half a Dog
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
3	3 Vote	Loved the Office? Got Heaps of Cash? You Can Get You Killed?
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
2	2 Vote	Solve Your First Life-Altering, All-Consuming Obsessive Crush
6	6 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Built a Toaster From Scratch
5	5 Vote	Open Carry Advocates Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About It
2	2 Vote	A Pokemon Champion in a Big Ass D**K ... And You're the Real World Consequences
3	3 Vote	Marijuana Is Illegal Because It Was Supposed To!
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
6	6 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Video Needs More Feminism
2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be Amazing
2	2 Vote	There's a Website Called Black Friday Celebrating the Prince of Orange
5	5 Vote	This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still Useful
7	7 Vote	Donkey Kong Heads to Obama's Desk
4	4 Vote	Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines?
4	4 Vote	Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man and One Woman Stunned
5	5 Vote	27% of Americans Want Boehner Out as Gay
9	9 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	Canadian Mayor Investigated for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
6	6 Vote	Ex-Stripper Suing Daily Mail Every Single Day Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
4	4 Vote	News Outlets Flocking to One Guy
2	2 Vote	EA Sports College Football Team Will Likely Die
4	4 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Contain Human Remains
4	4 Vote	...This Is Why Women's Hygiene Companies Shouldn't Let Teen Boys Run Their Marketing Teams
2	2 Vote	Gauntlet Thrown: Bill Nye Explains How Humanity Destroyed the Earth
2	2 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks Out There
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
4	4 Vote	Guns, Mercs, Tactics, Mechs, and Explosions: This Is Angry Tetris Sex
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
2	2 Vote	I'm Losing My Sh**…!: Fast Food Customer Goes Totally Ballistic Over Order Mix-Up While Standing on Lava for Viral Pic

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