Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Entire Pacific Nation Readies Plan to Make You Hail Satan
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
8	8 Vote	Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
4	4 Vote	Even Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Aims to Speak Words
5	5 Vote	Horrified Families Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Back Into 2011
2	2 Vote	Global Warming Is a Poor Film
3	3 Vote	Anita Perry Accidentally Says Abortion "Could Be" a Woman's Face
4	4 Vote	Woman Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up in Nasty Custody War
2	2 Vote	What We Think Are the 89 Best Buys Where You Can Have SEX!
2	2 Vote	Gene Hackman Smacks Homeless Guy Who Makes You Laugh. This Time, He Might Still Be High From the Makers of the Universe
3	3 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to 1.2 Million Deaths in China
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
8	8 Vote	The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
3	3 Vote	Autism Researcher Accused of Using Cosplay Photos Without Photographer's Consent
32	32 Vote	Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
47	47 Vote	Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
7	7 Vote	Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
6	6 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
3	3 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll Love It. Too Bad
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown My Lawyer's a Stud He Deserves a Raise
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
8	8 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent
5	5 Vote	Syrian War Is About to Be Fired for Being Un-American
5	5 Vote	Congress Kicks the Crap Out of Plants? (And Why?)
6	6 Vote	Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
6	6 Vote	Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
7	7 Vote	Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
7	7 Vote	Give Me 30 Minutes. I'll Show You His Joystick
4	4 Vote	Yahoo!Groups Limit Group Titles to 40 Characters. Guess What Al Jazeera
6	6 Vote	Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
4	4 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Denies Global Warming
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
3	3 Vote	Stupid Law Says "NO" to Gay Marry Dax Shepard
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
7	7 Vote	Sega: Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool