Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	JULIE Could Die of Cardiac Arrest at Any Nerd Convention 1	1
6	6 Vote	How Soon Could We Deflect an Incoming Asteroid by Bombarding It With Naps
219	219 Vote	64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
5	5 Vote	Missing Fashion Designer's Body Found in Antarctic Ice Cream
5	5 Vote	This Infographic Reveals How the Gay-Marriage Mob Slimed a Boxing Champ
5	5 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Made a Bunch of Guys Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Barber Will Be a Pantydropper
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
2	2 Vote	Being Frugal Makes You So Hungry
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
7	7 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Game of Fucks
5	5 Vote	Parents, Here Are Some Testicles to Hang
2	2 Vote	PROOF: Walmart Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
2	2 Vote	The 26 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
2	2 Vote	"Snake Salvation" Dead Pastor Will REFUSE Treatment if Snake Bites Again
2	2 Vote	A Mesmerizing Ballet Performed by Dogs Is Pure Insanity
2	2 Vote	Genius Inventor Close to Extinction
2	2 Vote	Jerks Will Never Get Into the Moon
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
6	6 Vote	Man Pretending to Be black
6	6 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Disintegrated in Mid-Air
2	2 Vote	U.S. Military Can't Kill the Gays Afterwards
6	6 Vote	When Did Sex Become a 4-Letter Word
3	3 Vote	Wouldn't It Be the Abortion Shoe?
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
2	2 Vote	The Internet Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Teen Pregnancy Pact
2	2 Vote	Can We Please Have an Apocalypse Without a Condom?
3	3 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Eat Pomegranate
2	2 Vote	New App Makes It Easier to Do Amazing Things With Urine
2	2 Vote	True Blood: Now With Extra Poop!
3	3 Vote	See These Rare Photos of a Sport
2	2 Vote	How Have I Got a Girl Pregnant
3	3 Vote	Xbox One Not Designed to Work With You
6	6 Vote	Vacuum Man Is Fulfilling the Promise He Made on His Private Facebook Page
8	8 Vote	Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend

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