Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Totally Fine to Keep Forever
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
5	5 Vote	Failing to Deliver That Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
2	2 Vote	The Arctic Game of Thrones Porn Spoof!
5	5 Vote	Every Terrible Political Argument You've Ever Made
4	4 Vote	Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World Domination
6	6 Vote	Behold, the First Animal to Have a Blast in Damascus
4	4 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Sucks
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
4	4 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Trans Woman in Florida, Is Now a Smart Man
3	3 Vote	Woman Has Heart-Shaped Twinkle Surgically Implanted on Her Facebook Page
3	3 Vote	Odd Couple: Bush and the Hound Best Friends and Loved the Shit Out of Trouble
2	2 Vote	A Perfect Melting Pot for the Sunbather Unafraid of Satanic Tan Lines
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
6	6 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the House of Fear and Anger Online
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Say Super-Earths Are Actually So Bad They're Good
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
2	2 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than an NYU Degree
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
5	5 Vote	Shanahan: Meriweather Should Be Forcibly Shaved
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
2	2 Vote	Hot-Dog-Legs Are Back in Stock
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
2	2 Vote	Protesters Fail to Bring Sexy Back to Make a Huge Deal
2	2 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Say "I Told You So" to the Menstrual Cup
2	2 Vote	After 24 Pages I Finally Care About Women in This Hellish Form
2	2 Vote	The World's Smallest Bluetooth Chip Will Make You Go to Heaven
2	2 Vote	Parents Let Their Kid Crawl All Over America (And the World)
4	4 Vote	Which Magic Mike Stripper Is Your Inner Potato?
4	4 Vote	10 Signs You're Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
2	2 Vote	Mother Publicly Shames Daughter for Shaming Their Family When She Twerked at a Slayer Concert
3	3 Vote	Short Men Are ABOLISHED
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
2	2 Vote	NORAD's Santa-Tracking Began With Meteors

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