Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

330	330 Vote	OBAMA Using Federal Funds to Fuel His Vengeance
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
283	283 Vote	7 Dead in London by "Erotically" Eating a Doughnut
7	7 Vote	New Food Labels Would Tell You How Long Sex Lasts on Average Anime
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
333	333 Vote	Maybe We Are All Useless
360	360 Vote	Wait a Minute. . . Jeb Bush? 1	1
79	79 Vote	Adele Might Not Know She Disappeared
111	111 Vote	ISIS Creates Dating Website Just for Kids!
582	582 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
328	328 Vote	The Curse of the Extremely Intense Dads
619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
137	137 Vote	Trump's Campaign Is More Dangerous Than ISIS?
36	36 Vote	Gay Men Touch a Vagina for the Refugee Crisis
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
340	340 Vote	Finally: LGBT Groups Allowed to Make Perfect Croissants 1	1
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
300	300 Vote	England Must Be Removed 3	3
248	248 Vote	How to Dress Your Precious Baby as a Racist Frat Bro
143	143 Vote	This Is How a Zelda Movie Could Have Led the Fight Against ISIS With Dated Weaponry
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
553	553 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
65	65 Vote	Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
267	267 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
58	58 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
44	44 Vote	Susan Boyle Says She's Too Racist to Be Allowed to Play Brütal Legend
174	174 Vote	First Same-Sex Marriage Will Be on PS4 Too (If Sony Says Yes)
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
133	133 Vote	Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL 1	1
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
54	54 Vote	Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
300	300 Vote	CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 1	1
340	340 Vote	Watch a Nice Ass 1	1
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2

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