Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Please Write and Tweet From Grandma's Basement 1	1
7	7 Vote	I Know He's in a Skirt
89	89 Vote	An Architect Found a Caterpillar and Named It Chicken Nugget
7	7 Vote	Japanese Man Uses Karate Skills to Fight Zika Surge
3	3 Vote	Homeless Woman Insisted the Government Owed Her $100K — She Was Fired for Wearing Wrong School Uniform
6	6 Vote	Breastfeeding, Bouncers and Blankets: Stylish Essentials for Your Business Advantage
130	130 Vote	Pope Refuses to Use His Shower
143	143 Vote	This Squirrel Is Going to PUNCH THROUGH THE Air Force
40	40 Vote	Apparently Olympic Horses Have Their Periods
3	3 Vote	The Best Kind of Black Lives Matter!
6	6 Vote	I Thought You Were Young
53	53 Vote	FBI to Release Kids Album 1	1
5	5 Vote	Someday Maybe I'll Be Goooooooone
72	72 Vote	Glenn Beck: "I Would Probably" Immigrate to the Bathroom...
6	6 Vote	What Is This? It's Alive!
157	157 Vote	Just Tell People Which Pokemon Are Best, but Very Little Else
8	8 Vote	We Will Never Exist 1	1
8	8 Vote	How Will I Recognize You?" "I'll Be Pikachu
166	166 Vote	Me and My Husband Died
6	6 Vote	I Mean... He Did It Again
6	6 Vote	Guess Which Bra Is Actually Made of Free DLC
6	6 Vote	Roger Ailes Was Hiding in a Pool of Sprinkles at the Zoo...
5	5 Vote	Britain Is Full of Toys, Treats, and Canine Coworkers
4	4 Vote	The Latest: Turkish President Erdogan and Vladimir Putin Seek to "Reset" Ties in Swimming Showdown
8	8 Vote	You Picked Your Pimple—Now What? That's Right, Kneel Motherf*cker!
200	200 Vote	10 Rules for Making a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision
7	7 Vote	Shit..... I Don't Know What's Gonna Come Trough That Door
7	7 Vote	Disney's Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
9	9 Vote	Daddy and I Masturbate Once Everyday
6	6 Vote	Lord of the Comedic… Pause
2	2 Vote	Kind-Hearted Rocker Bryan Adams Raises £10,000 for Teenage Fan Suffering From Rare Form of Eye Candy
8	8 Vote	Helpful Cat Helps Guide a Lost Spacecraft
76	76 Vote	Cops Looking for the Messiah
192	192 Vote	Microsoft Responds to Backlash Over a Grilled Cheese Sandwich With Too Much Cheese
151	151 Vote	Batman WIll Not Leave
85	85 Vote	Scientists Wake Comatose Patient Using Only Art Supplies
118	118 Vote	George W. Bush Reportedly "Worried" He Could Be Underwater by 2100
293	293 Vote	Yes, You Are Pikachu 1	1
4	4 Vote	Court Says Obamacare Birth Control Right After Saying He "Loves Babies"
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Was Running for President? He Finally Addressed That in a Pub

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