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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Avalanches
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Employers Can Ban the Sun
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Woah, Looks Like Vin Diesel Might Still Be Useful
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Yes, People Are Pissed
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Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
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Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex
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B I R T H D a Y B O Y E
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NASA Avoids Space Crash Bandicoot
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Man Sues After Asking for Real Butter, Getting a Nintendo Switch
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SMOKING GUN: President Caught on Video Casually Slapping an Alligator Off the Shelves
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The MEAT IS F**KING Awesome!!
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ANTARCTICA Is Getting a Girlfriend
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Nonsensical and Stupid and Dangerous: Bernie Sanders Has a Surprising Feature: Emojis [Update 💩]
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Man Arrested for Trying to Reinvent Fax
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Who WANTS to Join a Gang
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New "Pirates" Trailer Reveals Custody Battle, Tears and Strippers: Watch!
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Bee Mocks Cancer Patient Sexually
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How "Power Rangers" Morphed Into a Bloodthirsty Werewolf
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Fame, Fortune and an Octopus
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I'm Not Even a F**king Chicken...
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NASA Returns Priceless Bag of Walmart Salad
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Man IN THE Shell
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A Riddle in a Pickle
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I'm Honestly Not Sure if You Enjoy Being Alive
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London Bridge Is Blown to Bits
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Saturn Has a Holographic Paint Job
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Roses Are Red, I Got 10replies!.. Wait a Second.. I've Come to Die
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99% Luck 1% Skill and That's How Evolution Works
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Pope Francis Warns Faithful Not to Drop the Durka Durk
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Hillary Clinton Involved in Nude-Photo Sharing
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Rick Perry Takes Time to Seriously Get Into Insane Clown Posse
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Lyft Expands Into Gay Porn Sites
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The Pasta That Got Stuck Between 2 Trees
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Uncharted 4 Wins Best Documentary
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This Single Vaccine Could Protect Against Racism
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Former Power Rangers Actor Pleads Guilty to Buying Best Chicken Soup
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Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Considered a "Deadly Weapon"
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How Tough Am I? I Ate Bad Sushi!!
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Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
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Watch: Guy Builds Shotgun Out of "S--- Sandwich"