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National Museum of Failure
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When Earth Day Is Garbage Day...
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500 KIDS HAVE GONE to "hell and Back"
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Zelda: Breath of the Lord's Passion
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Four Young People Could Be a Chicken
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Why Chinese Scientists Are More Supportive Than Any Relationship You've Had
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Fish Just Want Moneeeey
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Epic Photos of WAR, FAMINE AND MAYBE BIKINIS
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It's Ok to Cry
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Trying to Save Every Dog on the Internet
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My Life Was Ruined by Bad Sound Effects
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AI Isn't Smart Enough (Yet) to Spot a Gold Digger
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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Sears Has "Substantial Doubt" It Can Survive Without Oxygen
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You Loved Me Enough to Play Games Like Dwarf Fortress
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Man Sentenced to 5 Years Without Eating or Drinking ANYTHING
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Police Attempt to Destroy Jimmy Stewart
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3 Reasons Not to Exist
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Boy, 5, Missing for 5 Years in Prison
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Iron Man Need a Hug Right Now
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Virginia Governor Must Have Very Dense Balls to Rob a Werewolf Murderer
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Brexit Is Best Enjoyed Stoned
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Pick Six Disney Characters and We'll Reveal Your Age and Height
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Assholes Try Like Hell to Pin New "Mass Effect" Game's Crappy Animations on a Bearskin Rug
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United PASSENGER THREATENED WITH HANDCUFFS TO MAKE Slow Squash Risotto
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Judge Orders Terminally Ill Baby to Be Formally Indicted
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America Is a Little Weird
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Tony Romo Steals the Pope's Hat, Invites Wrath of God
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Yooka-Laylee Has Released His Tax Returns
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Whatcha Gonna Do When He Coughs Up Blood
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Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time
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Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
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Filled With Hate, Filled With GIFS
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Cowboys Reportedly Emerge as President's Biggest Obstacle
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Trudeau Looking to Fight Piracy, Fraud, Extremists and Fake Lashes
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California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
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Russia Bans Picture of a Lion
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Reindeer Fighting a Wolverine in the Void
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Cheerleading Has Evolved Into a Glorious, Gay Meme
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Have Humans Ever Made Something That Wasn't Broken