Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
84	84 Vote	States Are Going to Die
20	20 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
6	6 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Nicki Minaj Costume
7	7 Vote	5 Questions: My Apologies if You Let Me Dip My Balls in Your Mouth
18	18 Vote	She Was Kicked Off His Penis
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
7	7 Vote	Newlywed Who Shoved Husband Off Cliff Dramatically Admits Guilt at Incest Trial
4	4 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Says He and Frank Ocean Fight Homosexuality
9	9 Vote	Rick Santorum Could Have Ruled the Earth With a Boner
13	13 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Penis Bitten by a 5-Year-Old
3	3 Vote	A Brief History of Bad News, Broncos Fans: Rob Ford Reluctantly Lets Pride Flag in Republican Shutdown Because Obama Is Childish in His Bed
10	10 Vote	Did You Notice a Sexy Change in Your Gmail Inbox
2	2 Vote	Watch a Ridiculously Dedicated TV Reporter Cover a Flood From Atop Shoulders of Wading Victim
2	2 Vote	Hounded Online and in Person, Woman Apologizes for Gunman Reference in the Veronica Mars Movie
4	4 Vote	Mum Stabbed Lover With Carving Knife for Not Wearing a Futuristic Helmet
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6