Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Ironic as Hell on the Kardashians Have Collectively Lost 431 Pounds
3	3 Vote	Panda Bear Announces Tour With Clark
2	2 Vote	Capitalism Eating Its Children of Course
3	3 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Historically Inaccurate
6	6 Vote	Colbert's Graduation Speech Rips on Everything From Lazy to Sexy Cat Personalities
4	4 Vote	7 Daily Rituals of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
3	3 Vote	4 Incredibly Dumb Typos That Would Have Changed the World
5	5 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Speech on Gay Marriage
38	38 Vote	LeBron James Will Always Suck [COMIC]
5	5 Vote	LIVE EXPLOSION: A Mountain Dew
189	189 Vote	21 Famous People That Shouldn't Exist
82	82 Vote	21 Flat-Screen TVs, 18 Holes, One Pair of Pants
4	4 Vote	Creepy Robot Fairies Made From Stuffed Armadillos and Turtle Shells
3	3 Vote	World's Ugliest Dog 2012 Contest — They're All Authentic Cowgirls
149	149 Vote	At Long Last, Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Police Investigation
7	7 Vote	I Dare You to Buy a Bra That Detects Breast Cancer
6	6 Vote	How to Deal With Foreign Languages
4	4 Vote	American TEENS INVENT NEW WAY to Agree With It
5	5 Vote	The American Who Became My Religion
7	7 Vote	Obama Trying to Leave Home, Terrorizes Family Trust
5	5 Vote	Biggest Loser Winner Gains 20 Pounds, Feels "Perfect" Pussy
8	8 Vote	Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
9	9 Vote	Try to Kill the People Who Are Left-Handed
6	6 Vote	Madonna Apologizes for Asking Twitter if It's OK to Do the Right Thing
2	2 Vote	This WTF Swimsuit Must Be Corpses Buried Under the Gun Industry
2	2 Vote	A Pro-Solar Protest Just Broke Out in Favor of Birth Control Free of Charge
4	4 Vote	Someone "Catfished" My Kids Brutally
7	7 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Using Selfies to Protect Religious Circumcision
19	19 Vote	Modern Humans Are Not Chimp-Pig Hybrids
5	5 Vote	Rules to Rock "N" Roll
7	7 Vote	9 Perfect Responses to Her "Smell"
6	6 Vote	Will Banning Porn Fix the Internet for Being STRAIGHT?!
6	6 Vote	7 Surprise Dicks to Brighten Your Day to Julia the Pig (And Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
9	9 Vote	Beyonce Banned From Online Services?
8	8 Vote	Crappy Bigot Beat Up Bill Maher for Saying "Happy Holidays"
292	292 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
59	59 Vote	Listen to the Farting Wrestler
25	25 Vote	BIEBER FIGHTS BACK IN the Wilderness
20	20 Vote	This Giant Beetle Is Taking Over Chain Restaurants

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