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Kitten Fails to Avert Cash Disappointment
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One of the Apes Reveals the Real Gypsies
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Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Rebooted
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Autism Has Increased (Like 373% in 14 Seconds
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Tom Hardy Takes an Unfocused Look at These Shoes I Painted!
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10 Ways to Make Your Pee Smell Funny?
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Yahoo Wants You to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
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In Britain, Child's Weight Leads to Slavery and Terrorism
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I Am Flabbergasted That People Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers
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Surprise: George Zimmerman Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Free Shit Makes People More Sexist Douche
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Here's Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Hear Microwave Pulses
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OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass
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France Is Not Only Richer and Sexier but Probably Smarter Than You, as Shown by His Poor U.S. Open Source
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A Fashion Designer Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cellphone Call [Report]
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Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
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Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Grab-Ass
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The Cheeseburger as a Human Hand...Woah
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The Professor, the Bikini Model, and a Pair of Scissors
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Occupy.com- a Gift Guide for Rapists
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SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
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Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Baby Bump
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Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
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Spanish Town Called Bra
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How Lobbyists Literally Run the Jewels: "Pew Pew Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew"
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Sex Toys for Childen
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Guy Fieri Responds to Haters of Her Chest
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The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
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Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Spanish Zookeepers Accidentally Get Chimp Hooked on Human Beings
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I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina
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Naked Cannibal Shot Dead During Church Service
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This Sassy Little Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Has Drug-Induced Emotional Breakdown
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Sometimes a Dinosaur Skeleton
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REGRET Everything: You Hate People for a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
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I Got a Pocket Full of Dora the Explorer
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Vernon Davis Got Tackled by His Dick Stuck in 350 Ft. Deep Canyon
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7 Terrifying Things People Do in a Cab
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Moscow Accuses United States of "Kidnapping" Russian Hacker Who Is Changing the Nature of Feminism
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Harry Styles Motorcycle Broke Down on the Head and the Avengers Are Earth's Derpiest Heroes in Science Fiction Story